Investigating the world's most suspicious pizza activities since 2023
Join Our Crusade 🕵️♂️We are dedicated to uncovering the truth behind suspicious pizza-related activities worldwide. From pineapple placement to crust thickness investigations, we leave no stone unturned. 🔍
Expert investigation of suspicious topping combinations and placement patterns.
Mathematical analysis of suspicious cutting techniques and slice distribution.
Deep research into sauce distribution patterns and suspicious sauce types.
Our team uncovered a network of restaurants serving suspiciously square pizzas in traditionally round pizza territories.
Investigation into reports of fake mozzarella being passed off as authentic Italian cheese.
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