Pushing the boundaries of gastropod athletics since 2023
Expert-led parkour training for snails of all skill levels. From wall-climbing to leaf-jumping!
Join our elite team of competitive parkour snails. Monthly tournaments and championships!
State-of-the-art shell protection and slime management techniques for optimal performance.
December 1st, 2023 - Garden Arena
Every Saturday - Training Grounds
January 15th, 2024 - Botanical Gardens
"USPE transformed my shell-dragging into graceful acrobatics!"
- Gary the Garden Snail 🐌
"Never thought I could backflip until I joined USPE!"
- Speedy McShell 💫